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<<Liver and Cheese>>
+ j! Q9 R0 H2 n7 iThree handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a ' ^/ m5 a3 `% h: `, ~' R, b$ C
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over 0 Y/ S+ v' N0 P% _0 s; n
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up 8 N f3 {4 F. D
arriving in front of her at the same time.
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) h D h% L( EThe males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves
, K* s! ~$ C& |% q% p# eand hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and 7 E& `3 Y @5 ]' L; h
her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them
% K3 L" w2 b1 r"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an
/ C' t1 A) e% a1 y+ \imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
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' @ B$ u. {, K. }2 u4 MThe sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese."
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"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
! d6 d+ g7 _+ E% p: o u- vShe turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?"
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! s" T- l* X% a2 E$ H"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
4 K6 ?" a4 F- z5 ]- FMy, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." - S$ P# Q9 K) z7 a! c3 E
' q+ k3 I1 a/ e+ S$ P$ EShe then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" 7 q' |0 b# h- O
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The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. + z8 r1 ~2 X0 c& C* A
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says " P# b5 w H4 C" F
"Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
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