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Matrix · 发表于 2002-5-18 12:19

To Homesick, you don't have to 不断激励自己, as long as you have to use it everyday. You know what I mean, if you don't learn you'll be dumb and deaf.
As long as you'll use what you've learned in everyday life, you'll never feel枯躁. But you should be more patient, 'cuz language ability accumulates day by day. You can't 一口气撑个大胖子，don't even think about it!!!
No need to compare yourself with Wang8, his background (which he is always proud of and means really nothing to me) is totally different with us new immigrants. You my friend, you just take your time step by step, you can speak good English I am sure! :cool:

tweaty · 发表于 2002-5-19 16:15

To Homesick, if you have no time or you feel bored to read jokes, you'd better go home now and cure your homesick.
There is no real shortcut, but I can tell you a little secret. If you can try, it will be very very hard for you though, to change yourself. If you can change yourself to enjoy English stuff, you will be on the right track.
迷上过武侠小说吗？迷上过电子游戏吗？迷上过打拖拉机吗？你知道“迷”的力量吗？如果你能迷上英语，读英语小说，看英语大片，听英语笑话，上英语网站，砍英语大山，嘿嘿，你还用发愁学英语吗？说得一丈不如行取一尺；说得一尺不如行取一寸。年轻人，赶快行动吧！(又嘱：切忌浮躁，谨记，谨记!)

Homesick · 发表于 2002-5-20 17:01

多谢指点，我想我是不应着急。但最大的问题是思维方式都是中文的，说英语常常先在脑子里有了中文，然后再翻译成不地道的英语，如何改正呢？

Cocoz · 发表于 2002-5-20 18:29

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!

Ferdinand · 发表于 2002-5-20 20:18

To tweaty,
"to be hung like a black man"means "to have old2 always up or as big as a blackman " ??
To matrix,
I thought the answer to your joke is "weishengjin", isn't it ?

RickLiu · 发表于 2002-5-20 20:59

Ferdinand, 嘘......(WHISPER)小声点儿

tweaty · 发表于 2002-5-21 00:15

Right, did you enjoy the jokes?
To Homesick, your problem is that 学有余而应用不足.
学课本只能应付考试,只有应用,把英语当做工具才能成为英语的主人而不是奴隶.
从现在就开始行动吧, one year later, you will see the difference.

Jingren · 发表于 2002-5-21 22:50

（5）薄荷糖和英语
它们之间本来没有太大的联系。
上班时间。地铁等了好一会儿还没来，于是塞了粒薄荷糖到嘴里。这时，传来广播的声音（法语），似乎说是哪条线出了什么问题。想搞明白怎么回事，左顾右盼，发现身边只有一位老外小年轻也正用探望的神色看着我。我问他广播里说什么，他说他也不知道，也不懂法语。
于是我们交谈了起来。他是McGill的学生，来自温哥华，英语是他的母语。
交谈了有那么半晌的时间，我觉得有些奇怪：我的英语怎么说得这么溜？和他交流已没有任何问题，自己的口音尤其地道。这不？接下来，他就直夸我英语说得棒极了。
又交谈了蛮长的时间，发现他开始用“I’m sorry”了，接着一句又一句“Pardon me”。怎么回事？
直到他下车，我才恍然大悟：原来是薄荷糖用完了。

写到这里，突然想起一个问题：河流为什么总是弯弯曲曲的？您知道吗？(by the way, how to translate this question? Thanks!)

tweaty · 发表于 2002-5-23 12:12

Try another one, enjoy:
<<Liver and Cheese>>
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a  
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over  
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up  
arriving in front of her at the same time.
 
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves  
and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her  charms and  
her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them  
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese"  together in an  
imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
 
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese."
 
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."  
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?"
 
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's  just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." 
 
She then turns to the last of the  three dogs and  says, "How about you, little guy?"
 
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the  Taco Bell Chihuahua. 
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says  
 "Liver alone. Cheese mine."

gaaag · 发表于 2002-5-23 16:22

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."
then,a pretty girl come to him and say "liver wine,shot mine".

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